TheClayTrainConnection.com
NURSE KAT
Just what the
doctor ordered!
Guest Book
Clay, before
Nurse Kat
Isn't She
Lovely?
CLAYA MEETINGS
EVERY MONDAY IN
THE CLAYNIC CAR
ARE YOU ADDICTED?
Warning!  A severe case of
Clayitis is now being treated!  This
disease is highly contagious so
please use caution when entering
the Claynic Car!
Thud mats are
available here!
CURRENTLY
TREATING

Clayitis, Clayosis,
Claysthma, Clayergies,
Clayemia, &
Claydomincal Pain
Clayitis: an involuntary itch/rash
that requires a full soundtract
and video of Clay to relieve
Clayniac someone who is a HUGE
Clay fan and can't stop watching his
performances, looking up webpages
for him, posting on boards  SOUND
FAMILIAR???
HELLOOO


Now hear this!             Nurse Kat
reporting for duty!! Step away
from the Claynic. Do not
dispense medical advise....The
Kat is in charge here!!
Clayphoria the feeling that
comes over you while
listening to Clay sing
NOW IF THIS
PICTURE DOES
NOT MAKE YOU
NEED A VISIT
FROM NURSE
KAT, THEN YOU
MUST NEED TO
SEE THE EYE
DOC!
Clayoritis Clay's on your
mind and all productivity
stops
WARNING!!!!
The Gonzo Virus is running
rampant on this train!
Clay, after
Nurse Kat
PRESCRIPTION

ONLY ONE PER DAY!!!

CAUTION! THIS IS NOT
RECOMMENED
WITHOUT THE SUPERVISION OF
SECURITY!  

THUD MATS ARE REQUIRED AT
ALL TIMES!
This is truly a very
THUDILIOUS
MOMENT!Deesbees
Oh man, he does wear
those glasses well!!!
Ok, you know you are down for the
count.  You know you need a
Claynurse to help you up....don't
you?  I know you do!  Well, you have
come to the right place..The Clay
Train Connection's Claynic Car!  
We are here to help.  Nurse Kat will
be with you in a moment.  In the
meantime, Breathe For Us, Honey!