| WELCOME TO THE CLAY TRAIN JAIL CAR Enter at your own risk! There is always alot of activity in this car, but Security is always able to handle the crowds! |
The Clay Train Connection.com
| A Very Spedcial Visitor |
Cherie
| RALEIGH & ANNIE KEEPING AN EYE OUT!!!!!! |
ROSA
&
Summer
&
Summer
Martha
Kat
WARNING! SECURITY IS ON DUTY
24/7!
24/7!
Beautiful Alona and her
sister, Alma and
Nephew Andrew
sister, Alma and
Nephew Andrew
Krisa
Dees
| Car #1 is off limits to ClayTrainers while OMC is visiting The Clay Train. However, we have a few who feel that the rules do not apply to them. Our Chief Security Officer, CAGRANDMA, keeps a tight hand on The Train at all times. She knows all their tricks. You will see as you visit The Clay Train just what CAGRANDMA must endure! So as you take the tour, keep your eyes open! You never know when that trap door will spring! |
Barb
Tina
Who's this? Well it
is Flat Clay with
Ann and her mom,
Jean!
is Flat Clay with
Ann and her mom,
Jean!
Dixie
Jean
J.
J.
TINA
| I think security is napping! What's your plan, girlfriend? I brought rope, duck tape, Elmer's Glue and Soap. Dianna |
Sue Anne
Ann
| I am working on it. Let you know soon. Barb, Hope you are ready for us. Debbie T |
| That's quite a list of ingredients but I'm not sure what you are mixing up. Sure isn't Clay's Pineapple Salad. Security |
Betty
Alana
| Hey, these are all essentials for a successful plan. But it is my secret. I got it from a book called "The Insane Gratification" |
Alana
| I'm ready, willing and able Debbie. Bring it on. Security Bar |
Debbie
Laura
THE RACE IS
ON!!!!!!!
ON!!!!!!!
| Watch the speed limits. They are posted in all the cars and I have a radar gun. SB |
| Ok, I think we need to make sure that everyone is ready to move....security is waiting for us. I have a plan, it involves Mr. Aiken.....hehehe Debbiet |
Cat
| "The Insane Gratification" ..hummmm, could get you thrown in the Jail Car early on if it's not G-rated you know. SECURITY!! |
Peggy
Susan
Lori
| NOT A CHANCE. HE AND I WERE JUST SITTING EATING HOT PINEAPPLE SALAD AND HE TOLD ME TO KEEP THOSE "NUTS" AWAY FROM HIM. Security Barb |
TONI
Therese
| Well, Clay told me that he would love for us to pay him a visit. So, Miss Security Barb, just let us pass. And thank you! Dianna |
| You Know I think a little birdie told me he might be visiting the caboose, and he might be wanting to sing for us.......might even sing Solitare for our Security Barb. What do ya think? Has he got there yet? DebbieT |
Alison
| I am signaling now! Keep the lights off and she'll never see what we are up to! |
| I brought some decoys! D |
Janet
Jean
| Where's Lori? Toni where are ya women? Jan, Jean, Betty, Mr. Aiken is coming...... |
| WANNA BET |
| BOY, NOW THOSE ARE REALLY GOING TO FOOL ME....LOL B |
Martha and Helen Jean
| I think I scared them off already. One look at Annie and they all became Kelly fans. |
Amanda
| SECURITY IS ON DUTY AND THE JAIL CAR AWAITS. |
| Yeah, Barb! He said if you let us escort him from Car #1, he would sing Solitaire just for you! |
| Are ya ready to go get him Dianna, I know I am, I have some sweet tea for him and some Krispy Kremes. Debbiet |
| Ok, this won't work, I have the rope and the soap! Here's the plan. We get up on the top of the Engine. Then we soap down the sides so if Security Barb tries to climb up, she slides right down. Then we soap up the top and make is slippery. Take your shoes off, Deb. I will tie the rope and you run and get a good start. Slide on the soap and grab the rope. That should propel you enough to make it to Clay. When you get there, give me a signal. Good luck! Dianna |
| NOT A CHANCE. HE AND I WERE JUST SITTING EATING HOT PINEAPPLE SALAD AND HE TOLD ME TO KEEP THOSE "NUTS" AWAY FROM HIM. Security Barb |
Anita
| We have had Clay in the Caboose taking turns dancing with us before but I'll have to keep my eyes on you Debbie. No salsa dancing. None of that "Living La Viva Loca" for you. |
| There's a small detail you forgot about. A Jail Car |
| Nut? What Nuts? We luv our Clay.... Debbiet |
| This is Security Barb at her finest. She has had private snark lessons from OMC! d |
| Hey barb, thanks for the "Public Service Safety Announcement"but dosnt the Train have to stop some time for a check up? Ya know gas, wash the window,pick up some trainers and such.. |
Debbie and Brittany
| Oh I got it...."dope on a rope". Yep that sounds like a keeper plan. Notice how she has you taking all the risk Debbie. |
| Maybe we should do a Tom Cruise like in Mission Inpossible and try going on top of the train to get to Car#1??? ;-o Debbie |
Esther
| Maybe we need to dress like Clay and we can get into car#1 then. What do ya think? Debbiet |
| There he is now! Oh, sorry, it's not him. Do you think these disguises will work? |
| Hey, I came up with the plan! At least I don't have her jumping out of a plane! |
Brittany
| You will have to whisper softer, I CAN STILL HEAR YOU. Security, Barb |
| Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh ... I have a plan ! |
Debbie R
You guys are cracking me up!
Martha
Martha
| Please no planes, only trains please. besides I have helpers, little helpers. debbieT |
Christian
| What's this Debbie....your invisible routine?. No text, no picture. That's okay I have flourescent paint on all the floors. I can see where you are walking. |
| Nobody else has shown up but you and Dianna. Maybe it's Ruben? |
| Who said it was me out there hanging on and sliding by, could be someone else. Debbiet |
| Of course not. You wouldn't get on the plane in the first place to shove her out. Security Barb |
Linda
HELEN JEAN
| It was only a ploy, yeah! Smart, Debbie. Telling Barb you were blocked. Got her to lower her guard! Love it. Ok, I have the rope all tied tightly! Now remember. No talking to The Clayton until I get there. When I count to 3, start running toward Car #1! one, two, three! Yeah, that's it, now slide..... Oops! Debbie? Debbie? Are you Ok? Where did you go? Hummm! Must not have tied the rope tight enough! Well, on to the next plan! Debbie? |
| Now that sounds funny !!! It also sounds scary ! Be careful you guys !!! I hope the rope holds.! WOW look out security is on its way !!! And her and the dogs are slipping all over the place ! Me to. It got in the jail car that soap is ALL over the place !! love you veyr much Lori |
| Well- I just have some funny stories for him but to hear him giggle................................... ................ thud! Oh, I could always faint on him and he would (somehow) revive me. How could he do that??? The possibilities....... shake me (no), stroke my cheek (yes), kiss me (YESSSSS), and say my name (yes), LOL LOL Martha |
Jaycee
| Help her, she's fallen and she can't get up. You gotta watch out for those slippery spots. |
Carolyn
| Oh! Time for the Duck Tape! Dianna |
ANNIE'S FRIEND!
| You have to be able to get close enough for that one.....NOT |
| Oh lordy, Martha just showed up and she's already headed for the Jail Car. |
| Ok. Got the tape. Close? Who said anything about me getting close? Debbie, I have some bandages here. We'll patch you up good as new. Now, that's better. Ok. Don't worry, you will get used to these things. When I say go, take the tape and run toward that dog. I will hold the other end. When you get to him, start taping his mouth shut. Once that is done, we will move closer to Clay! |
| Wouldn't a nice thick steak work better, dogs and me don't always get along. I might make the dog mad and he might bite me. Debbiet |
Christian
| Take a cold shower! |
Chris
There it is! Toni we
need that
measuring tape! d
need that
measuring tape! d
| Yep, just when you think it's safe to go back to Car #1 here I come and with the dog's to boot. Security, Barb |
| Oh- I am laughing out loud now!!!!! You guys are great for my mental health. And Clay is good for EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doctor, please, I would like to renew my prescription for a dose of Clay Aiken. Directions on bottle- Take with or without food. Take as many times a day as possible. If reaction occurs, use thudmat. Side effects include: hot flashes, sweats, irregular heartbeat, broken bones (falling off computer chair), dialation of the pupil, uncontrollable laughter, etc.. LOL LOL Those are side effects that I can live with, how about you?????? Martha |
| Clay are you reading this. LOL! dianna |
| Boy some Engineer of this claytrainconnection you are Dianna. You just keep throwing Debbie to the dogs. What's next? |
| Shhhhhhhhhhh |
Lillian
| Better yet. Do you have any bones? We could tie a bone on a string and coax him away. d |
| I am being as quite as I can, but Clay keeps laughing at us with his ever so cute giggle. |
| Do we need a real big bone, how about a dino bone? DebbieT |
| Josh's Mom, Esther |
| Good. If we can keep you laughing, I can hear where you are at all times. |
| Come on ladies. I know you can do better than crabs and hamsters to stop this old Security Officer. I might be old but I can out run a crab and that hamster is a midnight snack for the dogs. SECURITY |
| Martha! Good. Another Trainer will make it that much more difficult for Security! Did you bring your wind up hampster? We could really use that tonight! |
Krisa
| LOLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Yep- Clay had better run for his life if I get near him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Preschool teachers are SO scary! Well, right now I look pretty scary- just got out of bed! LOL Martha |
| Hamster ready!!! I even have a real one we could use! I had a hermit crab but it died. Really, how can you tell if a hermit crab is dead or not? They are so active, you know!!! LOL |
Hey, a Hermit Crab is
good. Does it have
pinchers?
good. Does it have
pinchers?
| Yes, but who said they are normal crabs and hamsters, maybe they were touched by the radiation and are very large now. Maybe.............hehehe DebbieT |
ANITA
| Never fear, Security is always prepared for any situation. I have a hazmat suit just for these occasions. Nice try though |
Lori
| Oh no D, you smell something? Dont step in it..LOL... Yep those dogs are Security's best weapon. They get you guys every time. Good dogs, good dogs. Security, Barb |
| That might better be called a poopie trap....LOL...and it works every time. Security, Barb |
| The attack of the giant crabs and hamsters! That's great, Debbie! Sure glad you thought of that radiation! |
| SO YOU THINK WE ARE CLAYZE? YES WE ARE! WANT TO BE CLAYZE TOO? TO JOIN THE FUN, JUST CLICK THE TRAIN. IT'S EASY AND YOU WILL HAVE A BLAST. BUT MARK MY WORDS, YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF IN THIS JAIL CAR MORE OFTEN THAN NOT. |
| HI I knew we were going to be GONNERS when we started all this I just didn't relize it would be so soon !! I haven't even gotten outside the door of the jail car yet ! WOW ! Lori |
| HI NOW WE MUST BE BRAVE !!! LORI |
| HI Besides as onry as security gets around here who knows what we'll need to get to Clay ?! |
| HI We're mixing up TROUBLE what else !!! HI LORI! GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT! YEAH, TROUBLE WITH A CAPITAL "T" |
| What the heck is going on here??? Have you all gone off the deep end?? Rose |
| HI And I'll hang on to the dogs while you go because Raleigh is VERY PROTECTIVE of HER CLAY !!! And we wouldn't want anyone to get bit. We want everyone to enjoy there time with Clay !!! |
| THE LATER THE BETTER LORI........MAYBE WE CAN CATCH SECURITY SNOOZING........I HEAR SHE IS VERY TIRED TONIGHT JAN |
| Not my hamster!!!! She is too cute! If Clay could have a goat I can have my hamster. I know- we have really big spiders in Iowa this time of year. You would run from one of those- I do! My neighbor noticed one on her shoulder the other day and was paralized for a couple of seconds before she got him off. A teacher squashed one in the hallway and I could hear the crunch! Pleasant dreams, everyone!!!! LOL Martha |
| LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dianna |
Alison
| You guys should be so lucky. I got my second wind after sharing that pineapple salad with Clay. I saved you all a bite too. See how nice I am. |
| I saw more of those Iowa spiders than you could imagine in 21 years of being married to an Iowa boy. Spiders don't bother me nor do those June bugs back there. You can't scare me with much that comes from Iowa with the possible exception of a teacher I happen to know...lol Security, |
| Hey, what did I do? What is that smell. Ok, now I won't tell you my plan! Hi Clay, I will be there in a few! d |
| Hey I'm nut a nut !!!! If I was edable everyone knows I'd be cotton candy ! Besides I wouldn't want to be something that Clays allergic to !!! I'd NEVER be able to get anywhere near him then. And that wouldn't be fair. Lori |
| I'M NOT CRAZY...........I AM WAITING FOR ALL OF YOU TO BE PUT IN THE JAIL CAR SO CLAY AND I CAN HAVE SOME "ALONE TIME". JAN |
| I know he'll dance a little WDC Lori. That way I know you won't come out of the Jail Car....one trainer down....how many to go? |
| I have cotton candy suckers for him. And some traets for Raleigh. Shes already eating one. Girls Raleigh is busy !!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!! Lori |
| HI Raleigh is still busy. She eating a treat I gave her. So is Annie. Good luck girls !!! I wish I was going with you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give Clay a hug for me ! love you very much Lori I'm peeking out of the jail car. Toni wheres my Clay pic to make me BRAVE ?! I couldn't see the last one. And at the moment the thought of Clay is keeping me in the jail car !!!! HELP !!!!! |
| Security. Is there Clay toucing allowed if we make it to OMC this time ? Absolutely NOT. We have Martha aboard you know and I have our G-rating to think about. Security Barb |
| Jan, we all want to know what you mean by "alone time with Clay". Come to my classroom and you can have some "alone time with playdough". Remember my shirt that says- Forget playdough, I want Clay!!!!!! Martha |
| THUD !!! I found Debbie or should I say she found me !!! OUCH !!! Debbie could you get off of me now please !!!! Lori |
| Debbie be careful !! I'm playing with the dogs. heres some invisible paint for you to try to help you hide your footprints. Its because we can see you walking in the soap. The bubbles move. |
| I think Debbie took lessons from Judy when we were in Branson. Judy thudded right on top of Betty and Debbie must have been studying the technique. Security |
| Not me Lori. Dianna is the one who keeps having Debbie slip sliding around off the side of the train and talking about tossing her out of a plane. Makes you wonder who's side Dianna is on....lol |
| And just how to plan on going about that one my friend? Barb |
| Ruben? Well at least its not William Hung ! Be careful ! Security is tricky. Lori |
| I have already had William Hung singing in the Jail Car on a different run Lori. The ladies didn't like that very much so they all stopped trying to get to Clay...it just wasn't worth it to them if they got sent to the Jail Car. Security Barb |
| TURN'UM LOOSE MARTHA...............GET THOSE GUARD DOGS DISTRACTED TO GIVE US ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE OUR MOVES. JAN |
| Hey, we all have to do what is necessary and this plan would have worked too. Think of it this way! We will all be squeaky clean when we get to Clay! |
| YOU GIRLS ARE WAY TO "FAST" FOR ME. I WILL JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE ALL IN JAIL THEN I WILL MAKE MY MOVE........................WANNA JOIN ME SECURITY. HE HE JAN |
| I JUST NOTICED HOW DIANNA IS ALWAYS PLACING DEBBIE IN DANGER...............LOLOLOLOL JAN |
| Rats, missed him! But, did he check to be sure that the door is locked? The saga continues............................. Martha I guess that I have been reading too many mysteries!!! |
| Clay said he sure has enjoyed watching the trainers make another attempt to get to him and he had me take this picture of him relaxing in Car #1 knowing he's nice and safe for the night. He's a little tired from being on Martha's show today so he's turning in for the night so I'm off duty now. Good nite all. |
| SHE'S STUCK BETWEEN THE CARS.....................DEBBIE ARE YOU OKAY? |
| Well, I got stuck between the Caboose and the PinCar! I knew I should have stayed with the Elmer's Glue instead of the Liquid Nail! Rats! Dianna Yes, Martha! The saga does continue and continue and continue! See you next time we make a run! Thanks everyone and good-night! This is NOT the end....IT IS JUST THE BEGINNING! |
2004
Toni
Sue
Rosa
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